Orders schmorders...

So Chris checked his AKO account today (Army Knowledge Online), and behold! ORDERS...

Oh wait.  The orders don't really say anything.

They say he is going to ABLOC (ok, got it, that's old info)

and that he is going to have to do a recon course for four weeks after ABLOC  ...  it didn't state if it was immediately or not.

And that he is currently a cadet (dur) and isn't gonna be one (double dur)...

and that if he needs housing he better get on that...

and that his "official" orders actually have the information in them....

And Chris didn't want to go onto campus cuz today is Tuesday.  And on Tuesday's cadets have to wear uniforms on campus and he don wanna.  So I let it go.  Apparently I managed to silently guilt trip him into it, because he put on his uniform and we went to go see what Mr. Rossi had for him....and get his fancy pants picked up from the tailor.
Mr. Rossi told us that the "orders" we got today are ACTUALLY a REQUEST for orders...and that we should see the REAL ones "any time now"...
shaaaaa right!  That's what they said two months ago. 
For now, have stopped holding breath...it makes my head hurt.